Monday, January 10, 2005

Behold the power of...



Cheers to Mom for sending this much needed package. While in the heart of Farm Country, U.S.A., there lies a great irony: its agriculutral production is so mass marketed that it usually tastes like poo. The cheese industry seems afflicted the most. Don't get me wrong, you can get good cheese here. Be prepared to sign over your first born to get it. No wait, wait... there's always local organic producers. But they only come once a week at a certain time in a parking lot in Urbana. They, too, request your first born for their product. The rest is left to Kraft, Velveeta, and Kaukauna. Crackerbarrel is in there somewhere, but I don't count them because they really, really, really don't like gay people.

Thank you Mom!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous6:15 AM

    You are welcome Michael..thanks for the info on Crackerbarrel...won't be buying that product ever!!

    Mom

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