So Shannon, Fat Jessica's deeply confused roommate, comes downstairs to talk to us about why our Internet has not been working for the past three days. Apparently Fat Jessica has moved out of the apartment unannounced with 3 months left in her lease. She's cancelled all the utilities and has not given any reason to poor Shannon why she left. Our landlord is very excited to ruin her credit record. Shannon is very excited to punch her in the face. I'm very excited to finally get some sleep. Farm Country will be a bit sporadic as I will be posting from a stairwell in my neighbor's apartment building. I can get on an unsecured network there.
PS - Fat Jessica's Trans Am is still parked in the garage. A Trans Am? Who drives that? Especially with the personalized license plate of UOFIGR1? What a tool.
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