Upstairs Neighbors

One night it was 30 minutes of desperate screaming because she locked herself out of the apartment. Another night the two roommates brought their respective boyfriends over to have good, loud fights and then good, loud (albeit brief) sex. Last night it was jumping jacks and hot water pipes screaming through the ceiling. She, who lives above my room, sometimes keeps salsa music on all night. I know the economic bracket I'm going to be in for the rest of my life. This is not going to change for a good, long while.